By Julie Cole - I know a woman
named Iona Dick. Go on - say it out loud. The kicker is she took her husband’s surname when she married
so actually decided to become Mrs. Iona Dick.
I have a friend whose little boy is named Owen Vary. Nice name, lovely kid. Two weeks ago, Owen’s
poor mama got hit with the realization that his first initial with last name makes the word “ovary”.
We’re hoping his teenage years are tolerable.
It’s fair to say that we Mabel mamas are mildly obsessed with baby naming. It’s a bit of a sport
around the office. We get irrationally excited by names and you can often hear squealing in the Mabel’s
Labels production area when someone comes across a new or unique name.
My last pregnancy went very quickly and a fast pregnancy qualifies as a good one. The only drawback was
that I kept thinking I had loads of time to come up with a fun and clever name. It’s tricky business
to name a baby when you’re in the baby name business. It also doesn’t help when you’ve
already named a handful of your own kiddos.
I was not confident that I’d come up with a sixth name that I liked as much as the others. It has
now been four weeks since the arrival of our little boy and I’m pretty happy with what we settled on: “Finian
Aloysius”.
Daddy-o and I fancy ourselves both funny and clever because wee Finian’s name shortens to become a
very cool rapper name (think J.Lo or K.Fed). Confused? Well, take the first part of both names and you get “Fin
Al”. Yep, you got it - FINAL, as in last one, done, no more babies! I figured with a rapper name like
that I would be immune to any future temptation to go for baby #7. I’ll let you know how that works
out for me.
Have you got a funny baby name story? How did you name your kid? Visit: www.blog.mabel.ca
Veteran
mother, Julie Cole has six young children in her charge and is the co-founder of Mabel's
Labels. With humour, Julie blogs about life in a family of eight, including honesty about cereal for
dinner and monstrous carpool schedules. www.mabel.ca
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